THE COMMANDMENTS

A. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs. Tag 8 people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse.

B. These 8 people must state who they were tagged by. You cannot tag the person who tagged you. Continue this game by sending this to 8 other people.

C. Notify the person who have tagged you that you've posted this to your blog.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
3 words.... Bye Bye Bye ^ ^

2. Who will you choose, the person who loves you or the person you love?

hmmm.... i will chose... the person who i love... kahit nde nya ko love OK LNG YAN!!! HAHAHA LOVE LNG NG LOVE MAYNE

3. What's your take on same-sex marriages?
NO

4. Are you inlove?
nde cguro LOL!

5. What's your ideal lover like?
A Girl.

6. loving someone or being loved by someone else?
loving someone LOL

7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
i dunno... probably.. i dunno xD

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
same answer as number 7 mayne =.=

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
Yup. A Lot?

10. What do you want most in life?
i dunno... A Lot...

11. Is being tagged fun?
not really...

12. Name people you cannot live without?
i can live without anyone =P i have God naman eh

13. Who is currently the most important person to you?

God

14. What kind of person do you think to the person who tagged you?
who tagged me ba?

15. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
married and poor

16. If the person you secretly like cannot recognize you anymore, what would you do/how would you react?
edi... i will pretend i didnt recognize her too HAHAHA

17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
God's will? sure ^ ^

18. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
WHOAAAAAAA One Life One Love BRO!

19. What type of friends do you like?
ummm.. may type ba?

20. If you played a prank on someone, and he/she fell for the trick, what would you do?
I'd LAUGH SOOOO HARDDDDDDDDD

 

mann.. seems like everyday... i cant sleep at night O.o... i dunno why how or what.. basta ewan O.o i think i have insomnia LOL! UH OHHH HAHAHA oh wellz.. dang it.. i have work pa... hay... we can do thisss Thank you God for giving me energy ! ^ ^ la lng.. bloggerz lngg... >.<

 

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Numbers CrEw! REPRESENT!!!!!!! ( yup.. changed names lng.. >.< same members? someone might be added..... DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN ABANGANNNNN) hahahaha today was fun ^ ^ dats all i can say... looking back at the choices (wahahaha)... of the names of the crew...  its been fun ^ ^ HAHAHA CGE GUYZ! I LOVE THIS CREW! BRAP BRAPZ! peace outz! God Bless un lng.. na tamad lng mag blog

... good day na eh... nasira pa...

la lng... bago ako matulog... post muna jokes!! ^ ^ para sa mga fans out there!

 

 

10) Dad:(Holding 2 toys letting his son choose) si barbie or superman??
Son: superman dad!!!
Dad: good!!(he then left)
Son:Guwapo mo superman!!!nakaumbok pa!! AYY!!!!!!

 

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9) Teacher: Why are you late??
Jr: mam, ther was a man who lost his P500 bill
Teacher: good!!! you helped him look for it right??
Jr:No Mam!!! tinapakan ko po kasi hanggang sa umalis siya!!!

 

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8) Kapag nakita mo ako na marumi...
warat warat ang damit....
walang tsinelas at nasa gitna ng kalye...

please wag kang lalapit....

May shooting ako.. bawal ang fans!!!

 

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7)Bunso: Inay, tingnan nyo po drawing ko oh
Inay: wow!! ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko
Bunso: Inay, kayo po yan!!!

 

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6) Atty: asan ka ng mangyari ang rape???
Witness: sa maisan
Atty: anong ginagawa mo dun??
Witness: tumatae Po
Atty: ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen??
Witness: Aba ewan!!! may tumatae bang pahakbang hakbang??

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5) Kapag bored ka na at walang magawa
magbukas ka ng ziper
ilagay mo ang kamay sa loob at ilabas mo

ang libro galing sa bag mo at magbasa ka!!!

kala mo ha!!!

 

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4) Can u pronounce
good
english?
read
the
following
aloud:

wolf
woof
warp

roof
ruff
raft

work
wart
worth
wharf

test result:


gud dog!

stop barking n!

 

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3) Plantsa

Dok: Ano'ng nangyari sa tenga mo?

Joshue: Nama-malantsa kasi ako nang kumiriring ang telepono. ksidenteng
na-pick up ko 'yung plantsa.

Dok: Eh bakit dalawang tenga mo ang nagkaganyan?

Joshue: Ang loko, tumawag uli!

 

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2) Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip

1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din??
2. Puwede bang uminum ng coke kapag coffee break???
3. ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din???
4. bakit ang blackboard kulay green??
5. ang lason ba pag naexpired nakakalason pa din??
6. nanganganak ba ang mga bakla?? kung hindi.. bakit sila dumadami??
7. pwede bang magdinner ang may dalang lunchbox???
8. pag sinabi bang 6 feet anim ang paa mo??

 

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1) After inspection:


"miss,wag ka munang umalis..


check ko ulit gamit mo..


na sama ata ang puso ko e.."


-WHATEVER, manong guard.  (KUYA TERENZ SOON)

 

LOL!!! UN LNG PEEPS!! UNTIL NEXT JOKES TIME!! BYE BYE GOD BLESS INGATZ!